God protects children, fools and ultra cuckolds. Knowing this, Scarlett Pain, never known to take many chances, wants to be sheltered between a ball sucker's strong legs during the next lightning storm. When Scarlett shows you her own leg, she's showing you an impressive art gallery, so it stands to reason that a sensitive man with cultivated tastes would gravitate towards her. Unfortunately, the only guys answering that description generally live with their mothers, suck sac and make a mess in other men's mouths. Sometimes you got to make allowances or stay home Saturday nights, says Scarlett since her type tends to ward off the Average Joe.